The Lapdogs
FC 26 season awards
Player of the Year
CoCoPopsGod3473
ST325 goals, 152 assists and a 7.6 average across 318 games
Golden Boot
325
CoCoPopsGod3473
325 goals in 318 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.02
CoCoPopsGod3473
1.02 goals a game — 325 goals in 318 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
152
CoCoPopsGod3473
152 assists in 318 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
35
Sneakyman420834
35 man of the match awards from 166 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
Squish2026
7.8 average across 32 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
95
Sneakyman420834
340 tackles at 28% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
84%
CoCoPopsGod3473
84% accurate across 3574 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
32%
CoCoPopsGod3473
325 goals from roughly 1016 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
318
CoCoPopsGod3473
318 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
Golden Glove
8
ryan695312
8 clean sheets in 84 games
Most clean sheets kept
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.6
Mom spaghett
6.6 average across 184 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
38
Mom spaghett
38 goals on a 6.6 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
9%
Sneakyman420834
34 goals from roughly 378 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
53%
Sneakyman420834
53% accurate across 920 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
35
CerealCircle528
35 red cards in 302 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
4.9:1
Sneakyman420834
34 goals and only 7 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.25
Sneakyman420834
41 goals or assists in 166 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 12 players in the squad, 10 of whom have played at least 5 games. EA resets every club and every player when a new edition arrives, so these totals are this club's FC 26 in full — the whole cycle from its first game, not a slice of it. We keep a copy before the reset, which is how they survive into next year.
A quick word from the person who built this
EA wipes every club's record when the next edition lands, so keeping these seasons means holding a copy of every squad in the country before it goes.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.