HAIRY N0T FC
FC 26 season awards
Player of the Year
epikpigeon
ST174 goals, 72 assists and a 7.7 average across 135 games
Golden Boot
174
epikpigeon
174 goals in 135 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.30
Angieloots18
1.30 goals a game — 52 goals in 40 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
122
Haydenhsieh
122 assists in 172 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
12
Angieloots18
12 man of the match awards from 40 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
Daigo UmeHAHA
7.8 average across 29 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
55
DripFresh1
153 tackles at 36% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
82%
epikpigeon
82% accurate across 1805 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
38%
Daigo UmeHAHA
32 goals from roughly 84 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
172
Haydenhsieh
172 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
7.0
Angieloots18
7.0 average across 40 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
142
bomboclat_6741
142 goals on a 7.2 average, against a squad average of 7.4
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
22%
DripFresh1
22 goals from roughly 100 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
73%
bomboclat_6741
73% accurate across 2398 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
6
epikpigeon
6 red cards in 135 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
7.7:1
arrowlorde146
23 goals and only 3 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.53
DripFresh1
54 goals or assists in 102 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 11 players in the squad, 9 of whom have played at least 5 games. EA resets every club and every player when a new edition arrives, so these totals are this club's FC 26 in full — the whole cycle from its first game, not a slice of it. We keep a copy before the reset, which is how they survive into next year.
A quick word from the person who built this
EA wipes every club's record when the next edition lands, so keeping these seasons means holding a copy of every squad in the country before it goes.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.