assmunchers
All-time honours
Player of the Year
dubdaddy101
ST357 goals, 129 assists and a 7.8 average across 227 games
Golden Boot
357
dubdaddy101
357 goals in 227 appearances
Most goals scored
Bagsman
1.57
dubdaddy101
1.57 goals a game — 357 goals in 227 games
Best goals per game, minimum 20 appearances
Playmaker
226
davidhollinsnut
226 assists in 210 appearances
Most assists provided
Big Game Player
59
dubdaddy101
59 man of the match awards from 227 games
Most man of the match awards per game, minimum 20 appearances
Highest Rated
7.8
dubdaddy101
7.8 average across 227 games
Best average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Wall
45
davidhollinsnut
168 tackles at 27% success
Most tackles won
The Architect
76%
dubdaddy101
76% accurate across 2190 passes
Best passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
Clinical Finisher
44%
dubdaddy101
357 goals from roughly 811 shots
Best shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Mr Reliable
227
dubdaddy101
227 appearances, more than anyone else in the squad
Most appearances for the club
The wooden spoons
Same record, read the other way. Every one of these needs a real field of candidates, so nobody collects one on a bad night.
Worst Player of the Year
6.7
Ablecattle9844
6.7 average across 197 games, and still picked
Lowest average match rating, minimum 20 appearances
The Fraud
78
Ablecattle9844
78 goals on a 6.7 average, against a squad average of 7.1
Most goals, worst rating — the tally flatters the performance
Wasteful
16%
Tryhard_nxtime
10 goals from roughly 63 shots
Worst shooting accuracy, minimum 30 shots
Hospital Pass
71%
xd_jadedcrib984
71% accurate across 854 passes
Worst passing accuracy, minimum 500 passes
The Liability
32
Ablecattle9844
32 red cards in 197 games
Most red cards
The Selfish One
2.8:1
dubdaddy101
357 goals and only 129 assists
Most goals per assist — never squares it
The Ghost
0.41
Tryhard_nxtime
20 goals or assists in 49 games
Fewest goals and assists per game, minimum 20 appearances
Worked out from EA's record for all 11 players in the squad, 10 of whom have played at least 5 games. These are career totals for as long as EA has been counting, not a single season — EA does not publish season splits, and every one of these numbers resets when the next edition of the game arrives.
A quick word from the person who built this
Working these out means holding two readings of every squad in the country and diffing them, because EA publishes no season splits.
I've built and run Pro Clubs Tracker on my own this year — my own time, and my own money. If it has been useful to you or your club, it would be lovely if you could throw a few quid in.
FC 27 lands in a few weeks and wipes everything EA is counting right now. I would like to be here to catch it, keep the record, and do the whole thing again for the new one.